I love how there are lots of little things to SQL Server – mostly ignored details that only sometimes matter but make sense when you stare at them. Actually, I’m not sure I love them. I forget about them, and then stub my toe on them. Occasionally though, there’s a quirky combination that leads to bloggable shenanigans.
Let’s start with Detail Number One, which has most definitely tripped me up: queries that are returning rows won’t time out. You might be familiar with connections using a default 30s timeout, but as long the query is returning a row every 29s, the client won’t time it out. You can even test this in SSMS.
WHILE 1=1
BEGIN
SELECT 'tro'+REPLICATE('lo',4000)
WAITFOR DELAY '00:00:29'
END
Now for a puzzle which will lead us to little detail number two: will the below query time out? The scalar function takes just under 3s per row, and there are 15 rows.
SELECT TOP 15 ID, dbo.Take3s(1)
FROM StackOverflow2010.dbo.Users
OPTION(USE HINT('DISABLE_TSQL_SCALAR_UDF_INLINING'))
Here’s the function and plan if you’re curious:
CREATE OR ALTER FUNCTION dbo.Take3s (@useless BIT) RETURNS bigint AS BEGIN DECLARE @c bigint SELECT @c = COUNT(*) FROM StackOverflow2013.dbo.Comments OPTION(MAXDOP 1) RETURN @c END
And the answer:
It times out, despite being a (mostly) streaming plan. And the reason comes down to Detail #2: rows aren’t delivered to the client one-at-a-time, but in packets.
Even though the rows are produced every 3s, they aren’t delivered every 3s, and the client is left waiting up to the 30s mark where it cancels the query. But wait, we can fix this! All we have to do is fatten up the packet with junk.
SELECT TOP 15 ID, dbo.Take3s(1), REPLICATE('junk',2000)
FROM StackOverflow2010.dbo.Users
OPTION(USE HINT('DISABLE_TSQL_SCALAR_UDF_INLINING'))
And it works!
If you have a slow but streaming query that times out, you can return extra (junk) data in each row to fill up packets sooner and get those packets to the client before the deadline. So yes, you can fix timeouts by making queries worse.
Not that you should do that. This is a lolpost, not permission. I hope you enjoyed it.